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Viral Song is a song by Toby Turner.

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• Original past Tobuscus
• Lyrics by TobyTurner
• 10 Hours by TobyGames

Plot [ ]

Tobuscus tells Tim Tim how to write a viral song, finds himself talking virtually cashews instead, and he ends up putting up the vocal on iTunes. Too, he charges Tim Tim $500.

Trivia [ ]

• Gordan Freeman from the One-half-Life series appears during ane of the scenes.
  • Slenderman too appears during this scene.
• Blink and y'all miss it moment: after Tim Tim exclaims "AHHH, MY DOOR" y'all can detect that Tobuscus is holding a crowbar which he evidently used to suspension in (due to cracks around doorframe)
• Samus Aran from the Metroid Prime number series also appears during ane of the "More than Hot Ladies" lines.
• Condom Torch and Diamond Sword posters appear briefly in the classroom scene.
• Blossom of the Powerpuff Girls is singing with the piddling kids on the playground, although here she had fingers and her eyes weren't pinkish.
• Grumpy Cat and Keyboard True cat appeared in the Cats, Cats lines.
• People in the audition during the Cashews scene were familiar. Some of them include. . .
  • Han Solo and Princess Leia from the Star Wars Saga
  • Daphne Blake from the Scooby Doo series
  • Waldo from the Where'due south Waldo Books
  • Thor
  • Nick Fury from The Avengers
  • Slenderman
  • Gordon Freeman
  • Carmen Sandiego
  • Wonder Woman
• In the last scene, there is a Companion Cube from Portal hidden betwixt the letter cubes.
• Grumpy cat appears for a 2nd at 2:08
• During the first "Hot Hot Ladies" line ane of the girls is Mary Jane from Spider Man

Lyrics [ ]

Look at little Tim Tim trying to write a viral song.
He looks a little lost,
guess I could assistance him forth

WHATCHA' got Tim Tim?
(Ahh, my door!) :]
Never mind that Tim, I've come to help. Y'all won't regret it.

Just follow the recipe and gather the ingredients.
Pick a topic people talk about on social media.
Don't violate the terms of service or your vid volition be deleted.
Also, make a tricky chorus;
Something that can be repeated.

Cats, cats, laughing babies, people falling, hot hot ladies.
Sleepy puppies, dancing babies, kittens, monkeys, more hot ladies.
Put a lot of words in one verse,
careful to verbalize information technology.
Sing multiple layers.
It helps if yous breathing it.

(What do you mean, animate it?)
(Uh, what exercise you mean, what do I mean?)
(You said, "Animate it!" What practise you hateful past that?)
(No no, I don't call up I said that at all..)
(Yep, I think you definitely said that!)
(No, I think I'd remember if I had said that. For certain. Definitely.)
(Well, what'd you say?)
(Well, I call back it was something along the lines of... uh... nigh)

CATS, CATS, laughing babies, people falling, hot hot ladies.
Sleepy puppies, dancing babies, kittens, monkeys, more hot ladies.
Put a lot of words in one verse,
careful to verbalize it.

Sing something educational, so parents let their kids play it.

Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?
(What?!)
D-D-D-Did yous know that cashews come from a fruit?
(How?!)
C-C-C-Cashews, cashews, fru-fru-fru-fruit.

(WHAT?!)

D-D-D-Did you lot know that?

Nooo-ooo.

Did you lot know that cashews come from a fruit?
(What?!)
D-D-D-Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?
(How?!)
HA! Cashews, cashews, fru-fru-fru-fruit.
(WHAT?!)
D-D-D-Did you know that?
I-I said no! I said no, no.

Information technology'south okay Tim, nobody blames yous.
About people don't know the truth about the cashew.
But now y'all do and so adjacent fourth dimension you go to the playground have everybody assemble 'circular and tell them what your good friend Tobuscus has taught yous.
TELL 'EM!

Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?
(That's right.)
D-D-D-Did yous know that cashews come up from a fruit?
C-C-C-Cashews, cashews, fru-fru-fru-fruit.
D-D-D-Did yous know that?
Nooooooo!

SING It!
Cashews, cashews, come from a fruit!
AGAIN!
Cashews, cashews, come up from a fruit!
LOUDER!
Cashews, cashews, come up from a fruit!
D-D-D-Did you know that?
NO!

Tim Tim: Okay, now, go this stuff out of my parents' house.

Tobuscus: No Tim, you're the i who asked for my help.

Tim Tim: I didn't ask you lot for-

Tobuscus: Shh. You lot don't take to give thanks me Tim Tim. All right, I'll get out of here and postal service this on iTunes.

Tim Tim: Just I thought this was my Viral Song!

Tobuscus: You thought this wanna gonna be? AHA HA! No. It's not gonna be viral. It'due south a terrible song. I was telling you lot how to do it yourself. And that's why charged you $500.

Tim Tim: We NEVER AGREED ON $500!!!

Tobuscus: Arrgh. Your vocalization is so annoying, human being, so abrasive.

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